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"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness." - Kurt Vonnegut
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1 day ago on April 16th | J | 6,528 notes

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 90,793 notes

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 453,055 notes
bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 92,741 notes

hushthenoise:

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 150,352 notes

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 87,318 notes

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 310,293 notes
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
1 day ago on April 16th | J | 279,579 notes