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"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness." - Kurt Vonnegut
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scaattacaatt:

she doesn’t even think i’m that cool tho

wait NAT I LOVE DAT SHIRT! also you love you
1 hour ago on April 24th | J | 19 notes

Today was a good day :)

3 hours ago on April 24th | J | 9 notes

also to add to my awkwardness i went to go do laundry downstairs and like coming back up like on the stairs was my like RCA who is tis guy that like idk he lives across from me but we never had a convo so it’s sort of like always an awkward hi and bye and i live on the 4th floor so like i didnt want to walk 4 flights up with him in awkwardness so i like went across the first floor to the other staircase but I GOT TO MY ROOM THE SAME TIME HE DID LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND IT WAS HELLA AWKS SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND STARTED TO LAUGH AND THEN WHEN I LEFT THE BATHROOM HE WAS LEAVING HIS ROOM SO IT WAS LIKE MORE AWKWARDNESS

1 day ago on April 23rd | J | 3 notes

luanlegacy:

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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Monster Inc 3. Wazowski’s Betrayal

2 days ago on April 22nd | J | 206,719 notes

hoponmyswag:

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2 days ago on April 22nd | J | 5 notes
boobietouch:

when will my reflection show
who i am inside

boobietouch:

when will my reflection show

who i am inside

3 days ago on April 21st | J | 41,376 notes

i know they already sent out the acceptance emails so now i’m just waiting for my rejection one - no worries though, it’s only one door that’s closed and a thousand more still opened!

3 days ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes
dacotahashley:

Sometimes I want to eat this place. The whole country- the dirt, the death- I just want to swallow it and have it there inside me. That’s how I feel. It’s like this appetite. I get scared sometimes- lots of times- but it’s not bad. You know? I feel close to myself.



STOP OK SO I WORK AT THE SCHOOL LIRBARY AND THIS GUY WAS CHECKING THIS BOOK OUT AND I WAS LIKE OMG THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BOOK AND HE WAS LIKE YEAH SOMEONE RECOMMENDED IT TO ME I HEARD IT WAS SO FUNNY
AND I WAS LIKE UH…SURE…I GUESS…SOME PARTS….
AND HE WAS LIKE NO. I WAS KIDDING. AND I WAS HELLA EMBARRASSED BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE NEEDA LEARN TO TELL JOKES

dacotahashley:

Sometimes I want to eat this place. The whole country- the dirt, the death- I just want to swallow it and have it there inside me. That’s how I feel. It’s like this appetite. I get scared sometimes- lots of times- but it’s not bad. You know? I feel close to myself.

STOP OK SO I WORK AT THE SCHOOL LIRBARY AND THIS GUY WAS CHECKING THIS BOOK OUT AND I WAS LIKE OMG THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BOOK AND HE WAS LIKE YEAH SOMEONE RECOMMENDED IT TO ME I HEARD IT WAS SO FUNNY AND I WAS LIKE UH…SURE…I GUESS…SOME PARTS…. AND HE WAS LIKE NO. I WAS KIDDING. AND I WAS HELLA EMBARRASSED BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE NEEDA LEARN TO TELL JOKES
5 days ago on April 19th | J | 42 notes

AW YUS IT WERKZ


ok LOLOL
where
do
i start
let’s see
okay i’ve like been building these things up just cuz I didn’t know how to do read mores for a while BUT NOW I GOT IT AND IMA LET IT ALL GO

ok so first of all
i had an interview today aND BOMBED IT LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH I REALIZED OK IM DONE AND SO I JSUT STARTED TELLING THEM STORIES ABOUT MY LIFE AND THEY JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY FELT SO AWKS SITTING THERE AND I JUST STARTED LAUGHING IT WAS FAB U LULZ

so yolo
let’s see what else
OH YEAH SO THIS DUDE RIGHT
ok so we like hung out on valentines day and we were like hella good friends
but he was like doing this trip for spring and was like all worried SO BEFORE HE LEFT FOR SPRING BREAK
I WROTE HIM LIEK A NOTE LIKE
DUDE
U GOT THIS
UR FABULOUS
and dude has not responded for like 5 weeks LOL and at first i thought he was just busy
BUT
I SAW HIM WALKING TODAY
AND HE LITERALLY
HID
BEHIND
A
TREE
LOOOOL DONE
LIKE STOP
LIKE NO LIKE I CAN’T EVEN
so i’m like 100342423% done with him
like i hate sort of losing friendships just because i value them SO much
and i really tried reaching out to him
but haters gon hate
and potatoes gon potate
and there’s a point where you gotta cut out people who just don’t care about you
so peace out homie

OK AND ANOTHER FUNNY STORY
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND AND HER LITTLE SIB
AND WE WENT TO A BURGER PLACE
AND DECIDED TO PLAY M.A.S.H.
DO YOU REMEMEBR THAT GAME
tHEY DID IT FOR ME
AND THE WAITER WAS LIEK
YO
PUT ME AS UR HUSBAND
LETZ GET MARRIED
LOLOLOLOL
AND THEN WE SORT OF JUST RAN OUT THERE LOL DONE

6 days ago on April 18th | J | 7 notes

ima test this

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6 days ago on April 18th | J | 4 notes